Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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