remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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