sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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