love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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