At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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