Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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