felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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