Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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