so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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