Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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