dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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