erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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