There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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