the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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