Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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