I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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