We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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