Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
high people should be assigned attendants
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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