oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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