I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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