I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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