so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I have tasted many bathrooms
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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