Got a toothbrush?
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I puked a lego.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.