PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom