I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?