Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
If that was your dad, he is hot
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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