Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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