We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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