okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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