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You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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