Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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