also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
