don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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