i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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