: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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