Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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Oh Jesus.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
