It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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