Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Your penis caused this!
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize