Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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