Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
