Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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