ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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