that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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