Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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