Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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