Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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