This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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