All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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