is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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