there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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