I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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