Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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