normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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