It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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